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Adjective

Pronounced like “ratted” with a W, is present tense and does not change form when plural or in other tenses.

Definition: When one’s movement is inhibited by a cat lying on them.
I can’t come to the kitchen right now because I’m being watted.
Watted by shoppingcart2.0 November 6, 2020
Related Words

wattsene 

Wattsene is a girl who usually has all brothers and is the youngest in the group, however she usually thinks she is the oldest and tries to dominate her older siblings. A combination of of Karen and Watt.
Wattsene, stop being a bitch, you not my moma!
wattsene by Wilsun Coyet January 12, 2017

WATTED OUT 

TO DROP SOMEONES NAME TO GET THEM IN TROUBLE.
YOUVE BEEN WATTED OUT!
WATTED OUT by CHOCLATE SNOFLAKE November 29, 2009
When someone is so utterly bladdered on alcohol their mental function falls to a near halt and cannot think properly or coherently any longer.
Last night he had so much spiced rum he was absolutely wattoed out his mind.
Wattoed by wrinkylbumcrack July 21, 2022

WatTheDogDoinAndaDa

Wat/what The/the Dog/dog Doin/doing Anda/and da/how

Short version:WTDDAD
Long version:WatTheDogDoinAndaDa
Shorter version:WTDA
Longer version:WatTheDogDoinAndaDaAndaDa

This means whats your dog doing and how it does
Guy 1:WatTheDogDoinAndaDa?

Guy 2:idk
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026