In the famous lyric by artist Lady Leshurr, "Who stood up when Grenfell? Where's all the money we raised then? Theresa May is a wasteman!"
by JezzaCorb December 7, 2017
Me: Matt, can you get a cake for Paula's birthday for tomorrow?
Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.
The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:
Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?
Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!
Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.
The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:
Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?
Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!
by Monsoon Miah August 16, 2018
Guy named Robert, his girlfriend needs to end it asap, she can do better. He needs to get his life sorted, can’t keep fucking over his girlfriend. Has no life goals and nothing to work towards.
by Ganggganggexposing December 11, 2017
Adam is a wasteman
by Somali pirate September 21, 2021
He’s the guy that expects the world but gives zero back.
He wants for nothing unless you’re paying.
He’s out for a deal wherever he can find one.
He’ll stay at with you and your gf but ignore your gf.
He’s tardy with time and expects you to drop plans with your gf to watch him try on suits.
He’ll speak to you once a year (when he wants you get get him something) and make you best man.
He wants for nothing unless you’re paying.
He’s out for a deal wherever he can find one.
He’ll stay at with you and your gf but ignore your gf.
He’s tardy with time and expects you to drop plans with your gf to watch him try on suits.
He’ll speak to you once a year (when he wants you get get him something) and make you best man.
by Badbitch4 June 11, 2019
A term often used to describe someone who has: no social life, no job or career prospects, very few friends and doesn't care about their personal appearance.
A Wasteman will often spend most of their time at home watching TV and is very often seen out of the confines of his or hers own home. On the rare occasion they are seen out, it will probably be to buy alcohol or drugs.
A Wasteman will often spend most of their time at home watching TV and is very often seen out of the confines of his or hers own home. On the rare occasion they are seen out, it will probably be to buy alcohol or drugs.
Person 1: have you seen Dave lately?
Person 2: nah fam he's always at home smoking pot, he doesn't even have a fuckin job!
Person 1: what a Wasteman!
Person 2: nah fam he's always at home smoking pot, he doesn't even have a fuckin job!
Person 1: what a Wasteman!
by Chine February 18, 2016