(Verb)Claiming you invented old fashioned objects even though you have not
Mike wasseled by insisting that he was the founder of the free frontier and that he invented the wheel.
(Verb) To dress up like a scientist just so one can masturbate while wearing a lab coat and safety goggles.
Mike became so excited after he wasseled, he stained his saftey goggles and wiped them clean with his lab coat.
(Verb)Insisting that time machines exist because it was seen on TV even though the idea of a Flux Capacitor is unholy and just plain wrong. This statement is often made to obtain sexual gratification off of an elderly family member or an older homosexual that resembles the Wasseler's father.
Michael told everyone on the school bus that time machines really do exist because he saw it on television the night before. He made this statement because he knew his grandmother was having company over that kind of looked like his father and he was hoping to have relationships with both of them at the same time.
(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.
Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.
1.) (Verb)To screw a girl in the rectal cavity while she performs fellatio on a member of the canine species.
2.) (adj.)Sulky and trashy looking with tendencies of pedophilia.
1.) (Noun) Jenny screamed and spit out dog semen as Mike Wasseled her ass.
2.) (adj.) The tenth grader crapped his pants in school and everyone knew right away that this long haired goon was rather wassel looking.
(Noun) One who refuses to do school work until their father pays to have their guitar fixed or their black step mother denounces her relationship to the Nation Of Islam. All this is done to get one's way and to recieve sexual gratification.
Mikey needed his guitar fixed and didn't approve of his step mother's African heritage so he refused to do his schoolwork. Him being a wassel helped him ejaculate to pictures of women smoking cigarettes.
(Noun) A chubby and/or large-sized man who dresses up as an angel or any sweet and comforting character thus making the whole ordeal look absurd and deplorable.
Mike was quite bloated with love handles and the Burger King manager insisted that dressing him up as an angel sitting on a cloud for their new low fat Whopper commercials just looked sick and made Mike a wassel.
(Noun) The actions that are a result of referring to ones' phallus as a candy stick.
(Verb) Feeling a total lack of shame during the aftermath of a mid-day high school fecal accident in the pants.
(Noun) Mikey was astonished when he had to come face to face with the wassel and started to realize that calling his penis a "candy stick" was something that he shouldn't of done.
(Verb) Mike was proudly wasseling when he gleefully announced to several of his classmates that he had crapped his pants and that the feces were still in them.