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After anal, shove an apple up her/his asshole, then proceed to use your rod for deeper insertion. Have her/him deficate the apple on to a serving platter. Slice apple and serve with plenty of the remaining feces. Boyfriend: Do you know what today is honey?
Girlfriend: Yea, Tuesday! Boyfriend: Tuesday! You know what that means? Girlfriend: I sure do sweetheart! Both together: It's Washington Crapple Night! |
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