1. An emo musical festival where all the emo bitches and bastards can come and slit their wrists, dance like retards, and cry altogether! It's about the best thing since solar-powered flashlights.
2. A celebration for all non-emo people because all the emo people are gone at this slitting-fest.
2. A celebration for all non-emo people because all the emo people are gone at this slitting-fest.
Kid 1: "Where are the emo kids today?"
Kid 2: "I think someone said something about Warped Tour going on today."
Kid 1: "Good, now I can go a day without kicking someone's ass!"
Kid 2: "I think someone said something about Warped Tour going on today."
Kid 1: "Good, now I can go a day without kicking someone's ass!"
by Junk28 November 1, 2007
A giant emo/screamo/ska/indie fest where lonely kids can come and dance like retards and spray each other with their wrist blood. Many people know about Warped Tour, but many think nothing of it. Emo is NOT punk, it is it's own genre. That's why all the little emo boys and girls go because they can feel so wanted there, as they are not in real life.
Kid: "Where are all the emo kids today?"
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, Warped tour is today."
Kid: "Oh good, now we can have a normal day at school."
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, Warped tour is today."
Kid: "Oh good, now we can have a normal day at school."
by Bunker28 November 12, 2007
This phrase functions as an adjective when describing a girl who is just so fucking "Warped Tour." When a girl wears To Write Love on Her Arms tee shirts everyday and shops hardcore at Urban Outfitters, she qualifies as a "Warped Tour."
"Dude, Kerri is like so fuckin' Warped Tour..."
"What?"
"Yea dude she's like so HXC and all that shit. Look at that 'To Write Love on Her Arms' tee shirt she's rocking..."
"Ohhh."
"What?"
"Yea dude she's like so HXC and all that shit. Look at that 'To Write Love on Her Arms' tee shirt she's rocking..."
"Ohhh."
by That Guy 65 February 11, 2009
When an individual chooses to adorn themselves with tattoos exclusively on their hands and necks, and nowhere else so that when said individual is wearing a hoodie sweater, it appears as though they are heavily tattooed.
Observer #1: "Damn, that guy wearing the tight girl pants is all tattooed up!"
Observer #2: "Naw son, I know that guy. He only has his neck and hands tattooed a.k.a Warped Tour Bodysuit."
Observer #1: "For realsies? Lame!"
Observer #2: "Naw son, I know that guy. He only has his neck and hands tattooed a.k.a Warped Tour Bodysuit."
Observer #1: "For realsies? Lame!"
by TattooedHooligan December 13, 2011
The neck pain, soreness, aching ribs, sunburn, blisters, hearing loss, moshing/crowd surfing injuries, heat related illness' that are experienced the day after spending a few hours/the day at Warp-Tour or tours like it.
Warp-Tour Hangover:
"Dude, Christina got elbowed in the face while crowd surfing and lost her voice screaming for Blood on the Dance Floor, Victoria got such a bad tank top tan that it hurts to lay down, Eduardo swears his ribs are bruised from that pit while We Came as Romans were playing, Ty was right in front of the stage for The Devil Wears Prada and still can't hear out of his right ear, Alyssa can't walk and couldn't buy food because she spent all her money on Black Veil Brides stuff, and Shelby spent all her time between shows bent over a trash can. Damn, I love Warp Tour.
"Dude, Christina got elbowed in the face while crowd surfing and lost her voice screaming for Blood on the Dance Floor, Victoria got such a bad tank top tan that it hurts to lay down, Eduardo swears his ribs are bruised from that pit while We Came as Romans were playing, Ty was right in front of the stage for The Devil Wears Prada and still can't hear out of his right ear, Alyssa can't walk and couldn't buy food because she spent all her money on Black Veil Brides stuff, and Shelby spent all her time between shows bent over a trash can. Damn, I love Warp Tour.
by ChrissyMarieCocaine August 3, 2011
A person who logs off of myspace once a year to go to the Warped Tour. Warped Tour Trash may be of any race or sexual orientation, but are usually white, metrosexual, homophobic, and borderline rascist. A self proclaimed music lover who only goes to one show a year, as they refer to it, "Warped". Before warped tour comes to town, Warped Tour Trash will invite all their myspace friends to come to "Warped" with them. At the Warped Tour itself, if there are any good bands they will ignore them and go straight to the most obnoxious band playing and proceed to sit outside of the pit and push people. After the shitty bands get done playing, they proceed to buy their entire years wardrobe from the overpriced vendore. After the Warped Tour comes to a close, Myspace Trash will write extensive bulletins on their myspace, filled with exagerations and spelling mistakes.
John: Look at that kid at the edge of the pit with a "Boys Like Girls" shirt on pushing people when they arent looking and bragging about it to the girls he met on myspace
Bob: Warped Tour Trash
John: True dat!
Bob: Warped Tour Trash
John: True dat!
by The Emissions November 11, 2007
A tour that is warped and has many bikini clas women, and men. I find the latter disturbing if not downright erotic. The music this year was inferior to the music last year, if you are going to warped 03, don't for it is too late.
by The lord of the PP July 6, 2003