Wanquilizer Share definition Flag When you're unable to get to sleep so you masturbate to a climax, just to make yourself drowsy. "I tried everything to get to sleep last night, in the end all I needed was a quick Wanquilizer and I was out like a light" Wanquilizer by Mattaus Muller December 15, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Wanquilizer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch