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Noun: A dark chocolate man with the attitude of a 6 year old girl.
He incessantly mumbles, and the only word that can be deciphered from the grumbling is the word "cunt".
He does not know how to argue, and when he loses an argument, he becomes butthurt.
He cannot help but wrestle every man in sight to prove his gayness.
When he attempts send a text message, it becomes nothing but complete gibberish to the receiver.
He also is a total creeper when it comes to people's mothers.

Verb: To pussy out of the Navy. Twice.
Example 1: God, quit being such a Wandick and speak the fuck up!

Example 2:
White Dude: Hey, check out that fine bitch with an hourglass body.
A Wandick: (Mumbling) Naw cunt, I'd rather go chubby chasing, even though I claim to tell everyone that they must be in peak physical condition, cunt.
Wandick by xXKAPPAkappaKAPPAXx August 21, 2009
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A turd that escapes down the bowl without breaking or being disturbed in any way.
I flushed and watched as the Winnick swirled away, completely unblemished and unruffled, oblivious to the toilet water surounding it.
winnick by K. Thompson July 10, 2003
1. A lump or chunk of undisturbed feces.
2. An roguish person that gets away with his unprincipled behavior scot-free.
This particular winnick had squandered billions of dollars yet told tales of great philanthropy.
winnick by K. Thompson July 11, 2003
I just took a big Winnick
winnick by Chosney July 9, 2003
Why-nique

A complete anus turtle
I didnt even have to wipe my arse after the winnick was deployed!
winnick by Stylee September 26, 2003

Winnick's Law 

No matter how disgusting, disturbing, or sad an image, video or article on the Internet may be, somebody somewhere is masturbating to it right now.
"You know somebody's pullin' it to that story about the lost puppy. Winnick's Law."
Winnick's Law by Colonel_Panic April 22, 2014
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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