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Wankthritis is caused by psychologically and emotionally AWESOME but physically overly aggressive wanking. All truthful men experience at various times of their ejaculatory lives levels of real wankthritis pain in the wrist, fingers, palm, forearm, or other region. Sometimes wankthritis causes a top head ache or real pain in the bottom head; wankthritis in the very object of our abuse/affection -- and his low-hanger pals.
"After six hours of watching his 'Houston 500' DVD, Big Bill's wankthritic wrists were killing him. He went to a frequently similarly suffering pharmacist pal for a secret solution to his wankthritis. He was sold KY warming liquid. Go figure. Cool! No, WARM is best for wankthritis."
by WordWiseMan August 24, 2008
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