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wanksock 

a sock that you spit your man fat on..
last night my mum found my crusty fat stained wanksock stuffed down the side of the bed, I only been using it for a year and wasnt due a wash yet..
wanksock by Brent Waller August 12, 2004
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wanksock 

Whilst in the act of a white knuckle shuffle,having no tissue to hand using a conveniant sock to catch your seed so it doesn't stain the carpet
I was going through Frankies washing & out popped a crusty wanksock
wanksock by Francis B November 20, 2007

wanksock 

'Yesterday, I almost put my wanksock on by mistake.'
wanksock by Ozzle March 31, 2003

wanksock 

1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.
1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.

CHARLES= you can see the great wall of China from the moon!
Dave= No it's physically impossible to see it from the moon
CHARLLES= Yeah you can because it's so long, and I didn't say the moon I said space
Dave= You're a wanksock!
wanksock by David February 20, 2004

wanksock 

I have this hot date tonight, I need to go buy a pack of wanksocks.
wanksock by Ryan J G. May 8, 2005
when you enjoy porn on the internet and wanking for more then 8 hours in a row while totaly high on speed.

HIND:
If you recognize the singel thumbnails to the video streams you already know the box well!
you: have you fucked that girl who you met last night?

me: no she went home early because of work and I had to enter the wankbox to get me off!
Wankbox by itzak May 8, 2012