Wankjar

A slut. 'Wankjar' is derived from the English words 'wank' meaning 'to masturbate', and 'jar' meaning 'a wide-mouthed, cylindrical container'. In other words; someone who holds a lot of sperm.

"Oh my god...What a wankjar!"

"Of course you could have sex with her! She's a massive wankjar!"

"Suck it you filthy wankjar!"

Wankjar by Cosine04 January 24, 2009

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WANKARM

WANKARM - the sort of man, not just using his right wrist to enter DESPUNK mode, BUT, you could imagine his use of his whole arm to DESPUNK fast.

He's NOT too busy to get this catalogue out in time - he's just an "autowanker" a WANKARM with too much spare time.

WANKARM by FABARM October 26, 2018

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wankware

Images and information given out about products that won't be released for several years, if ever. Most of the time, wankware development ends at the press release. After the company has gained the publicity, there's no reason to actually build the product.

D00d! In 2011 you'll be able to get tv screens tattooed into your skin!

Shut up, that's total wankware

wankware by Ch00f April 3, 2008

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Wankmare

An incident that usually occurs when one is masturbating and a member of family or somebody who is generally undesirable pops into the said persons head.

"Jesus Christ, I've just had a 'Wankmare' involving my Grandmother."

Wankmare by FrankSkinner'smate January 26, 2009