Wankclaw 

1. the small deformed claw a hand turns into after too much masturbation.

'Poor Paul his so lonely he's developed a wicked wankclaw'

Wankclaw by The Blinguistist October 31, 2011

Wankclanger 

Its the drying coagulated spunk that you find in your hand on a Friday night, after passing out after having a wank.

I had a few to many bevvies last night, and woke up with a right nasty wankclanger in my hand.

Wankclanger by Roonie28 October 8, 2010