Wanjau

Ancient Kenyan term referring to a skeet receptacle. Long suspected as culprit behind infamous fecal deposits in Bullock Hall toilets. The original black asshole remains an allusive figure, but his lore around Clark University is unparalleled.

Wanjau, that turd is wider then the diameter of a gorilla's rectum. How could that have possibly come out of a human's colon?

Wanjau by John Bassett February 10, 2007

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Wanjack

Instructor at Ferris State University. One who is a lazy piece of shit bastard who lives at home with only his dog. And makes his students do work that was not taught. The instructor being five minutes late to class is early, ten to fifteen minutes is average, if going to be later a call is issued to a student to wait forty five minutes and class is held late.

My instructor hasn't been laid in the last decade, what a wanjack.

Wanjack by Lead dog January 24, 2011