Wangulate

To gain venous access to an erect penis or 'wang' for no clinical reason whatsoever

Nurse: "Quick, we need to cannulate this patient"

Paramedic: "Nah, he's a twat, wangulate him instead"

by wangski November 18, 2009

Wangulate

The act of strangling someone with your penis, or, wang.
Hence the combination word, wangulate.

Max: *lame joke*
Brad: haha, that's funny
Me: It won't be funny when i wangulate you.

by Aztirith August 26, 2007

Wangulator

A cheese slicer or cheese planer with a metal roller and a wire attached to a handle. It gives straight slices of cheese.

I want a cheese sandwich. Where's the wangulator?

by Prof. Drum July 6, 2009

wangulation

Death by asphyxiation whilst taking matters into your own hand.

Did you hear that illbert was found dead in the same manner as Michael Hutchence?

What?!

Yeah, you know he liked a strangle wank, right?

Omg! We were warned about wangulation in our self help group!

by DerpDiggler May 3, 2018

wangulator

see: exhaust muffler the aftermarket muffler that you add to any car and changing it's sound, when installed properly, you get a deep clean sound or a shitty sound if you over do it

this word must not be widely used, I've only heard it once from a guy who frequently makes shit up, funny to mention that he's a wanna be gansta

its true origin probably came from the "waaaaaaang" sound that it makes

"is that your honda? do you have a wangulator on it?"

by unknown0001 August 24, 2006