Wangulate

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To gain venous access to an erect penis or 'wang' for no clinical reason whatsoever

Nurse: "Quick, we need to cannulate this patient"

Paramedic: "Nah, he's a twat, wangulate him instead"

Wangulate by wangski November 18, 2009

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Wangulate

The act of strangling someone with your penis, or, wang.
Hence the combination word, wangulate.

Max: *lame joke*
Brad: haha, that's funny
Me: It won't be funny when i wangulate you.

Wangulate by Aztirith January 2, 2009

Related Words

Wangulate • wangulator • Wagulate • wangulation • wankulate • Wankulated • wongulated • Mangulated • bangulater • bangulate

wangular

Pertaining to the wang. Of or relating to subjects regarding the wang. Also, amazingly cool, but still terribly stupid stupid. The word "wangular" is in and of itself, quite wangular. Used exclusively to describe things related to homosexual males.

Have you seen that new pink pinto Freddy bought? It's kinda wangular.

Sorry Laura, but I don't think Jimmy would be interested in you. He's of the more wangular persuasion.

wangular by Draque December 6, 2004

Wangulator

A cheese slicer or cheese planer with a metal roller and a wire attached to a handle. It gives straight slices of cheese.

I want a cheese sandwich. Where's the wangulator?

Wangulator by Prof. Drum July 6, 2009

Chronic Wangular Softitude

Yo dick is like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV: it ain't never gettin back up again.

When you can't get hard for a fine skank like Delta Burke, yous got Chronic Wangular Softitude.

Chronic Wangular Softitude by Develi-what! October 27, 2006

Mangulated

Extremely and truly mangled

The lawn mower "Mangulated" Franks foot.

Mangulated by Steeffaann August 20, 2007

bangulater

A term someone uses when they want to express their sexual desire for the other person. Often used when bidding farewell.

"I'll call you tonight and we'll have wild phone sex, baby."
"Okay, bye hottie, bangulater."

bangulater by A PERSON123456 June 21, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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