When someone screws you over big time and wrecks your shit, and all you can do is exclaim in pure helpless frustration that you got WALTZED
WALTZED
by Bort Shnort February 1, 2019
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Originally a very popular Queen song, now coined as the official term for a male walking to the bathroom to dispose of a condom, shortly after having the best sex of his life.

The opposite of the “Walk of Shame
“Yeah man, you already know I did that Millionaire Waltz after blowing her back out
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Adriana was doing the five finger waltz tonight because her boyfriend was out of town.
by Airabel September 23, 2010
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A beautiful VR game made by an awesome team that you should definitely buy if you haven’t
Yo man, you play Waltz of the Wizard?
You know it, my guy
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The sideways shuffle, the horizontal shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.
Me and my sister did the West Virginia waltz last night

Right on!
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Noun. The choreographed almost dance-like movements of men as they either navigate furniture into or out of a home, the description stems from the readjusting and navigating of corners making the movements resemble a sort of very slow waltz.
"This couch is huge!"
"Its going to be close, but I think we will be able to man waltz it in without scraping the leather."
by muscledummie April 15, 2010
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