The act of getting stoned with one or more of your friends. Getting reaallllly baked.
Origin:It was a code phrase/name created for camp counselors who wanted to say they wanted to get high without being detected then "randomly drug tested". So if one were to use this phrase it would inform a fellow counselor that tonight would be a "good night",but, to the untrained ear, it would appear that two or more people just really love the savings that Walmart can provide to the average upstate New York camp counselor.
Origin:It was a code phrase/name created for camp counselors who wanted to say they wanted to get high without being detected then "randomly drug tested". So if one were to use this phrase it would inform a fellow counselor that tonight would be a "good night",but, to the untrained ear, it would appear that two or more people just really love the savings that Walmart can provide to the average upstate New York camp counselor.
1:Hey mat do you wanna go to Walmart(get shit faced then get paid to watch another person's child) to today?
2:Man i went to Walmart last night and the savings were incredible(i got so baked last night i could actually see biblical scenes taking place before my eyes)
3.Man i have such a bad headache...I'm going to walmart for some advil(its been rough and i need some medical shit up in here)
4. Dude last night we went to Walmart and it turns out the TV was cheaper over at Pathmark (some guy tried to sell us shwag as dro, but we are an educated consumer)
2:Man i went to Walmart last night and the savings were incredible(i got so baked last night i could actually see biblical scenes taking place before my eyes)
3.Man i have such a bad headache...I'm going to walmart for some advil(its been rough and i need some medical shit up in here)
4. Dude last night we went to Walmart and it turns out the TV was cheaper over at Pathmark (some guy tried to sell us shwag as dro, but we are an educated consumer)
by Beaver Lake November 5, 2007
When someone gives you a facial expression that is similar to disgust and curiosity at the same time. You would normally receive this from someone (most likely a costumer who has no patients) at WalMart because you are blocking there way and or taking to long -or even bought the last box of cheese doodles right as they were about to grab it.
This term is used for people who give you that look outside of Walmart for something asinine you've done or look like you are doing.
There are many variations to the look/facial expression but It usually entails nostril flaring a puffed up chin, closed mouth with a frown, and glaring eyes. possibly shacking of the head as if to say 'you bastard'.
The Walmart Face can be given to you buy anyone, anytime, but you usually are doing something to deserve it.
It's when someone gives you a wtf kind of look but they are absolutely disgusted and offended with what ever it is you are doing.
It's more then a look of disgust, It's consumerism mixed with hate, curiosity, and makes you look like someone pissed off at Walmart.
This term is used for people who give you that look outside of Walmart for something asinine you've done or look like you are doing.
There are many variations to the look/facial expression but It usually entails nostril flaring a puffed up chin, closed mouth with a frown, and glaring eyes. possibly shacking of the head as if to say 'you bastard'.
The Walmart Face can be given to you buy anyone, anytime, but you usually are doing something to deserve it.
It's when someone gives you a wtf kind of look but they are absolutely disgusted and offended with what ever it is you are doing.
It's more then a look of disgust, It's consumerism mixed with hate, curiosity, and makes you look like someone pissed off at Walmart.
I was geocaching and these people at the park gave me a walmart face.
I was driving around and this dude gave me the WalMart Face when I cut him off.
While cutting across old man Wilacer's lawn I knew I was going to be in trouble because he gave us a Walmart Face.
I was driving around and this dude gave me the WalMart Face when I cut him off.
While cutting across old man Wilacer's lawn I knew I was going to be in trouble because he gave us a Walmart Face.
by Cobrabro March 21, 2011
-Someone whose internet connection is very slow or extremely laggy.
-An insult used against people on online games when their connection isn't up to speed.
-An insult used against people on online games when their connection isn't up to speed.
"Your page still hasn't loaded yet? What do you have a Walmart connection?"
"That bitch lagged right past me he must have a Walmart connection."
"That bitch lagged right past me he must have a Walmart connection."
by TribeofSimeon July 11, 2008
A title or phrase used to describe a persons appearance as being very unkempt and cheap (not "tight on money" cheap, but "has no money" cheap.)
Skanky people can be walmart shoppers, however; not all walmart shoppers can be skanks, often times lacking the sluttiness that is required.
Skanky people can be walmart shoppers, however; not all walmart shoppers can be skanks, often times lacking the sluttiness that is required.
Sean: Hey dude look at that chick. I betcha I could tap that.
Jon: Yeah, you probably could, but why would you want to? She looks pretty ragged and poor.
Sean: I dont know, im horny and she looks easy.
Jon: dude, shes a fuckin Walmart Shopper... look at her!
Jon: Yeah, you probably could, but why would you want to? She looks pretty ragged and poor.
Sean: I dont know, im horny and she looks easy.
Jon: dude, shes a fuckin Walmart Shopper... look at her!
by smolderingturd August 4, 2010
the stressed-out, claustrophobic-like feeling you start to feel when being in a large store such as walmart. the aisles are crowded and hard to maneuver, you cant find what your looking for, and then after all that the checkout line is torturously long.
feeling enclosed in a large store, or crowded area.
feeling anxious to leave.
feeling enclosed in a large store, or crowded area.
feeling anxious to leave.
I was grocery shopping today and suddenly got that walmart feeling, and I just really wanted to get out of there..
I'm having a bad day already, if I go shopping with you, I'll just get that walmart feeling.
I'm having a bad day already, if I go shopping with you, I'll just get that walmart feeling.
by manda_panda December 8, 2013
When a bunch of store employees stand in a circle and masturbate onto the floor then call maintenance to clean up the spill.
I heard Jeff complaining how the mop smelled like semen after cleaning the dirty walmart off the floor in the women's apparel department.
by Walmart Jesus September 22, 2015
by Present Pheasant December 22, 2009