An affliction whereby a person is found to be shopping at Walmart multiple days a week at any hour of the day or night.
"OMG. Every time I call Mom, she's at Walmart. She has a Walmart obsession."
by Your Daughter J Bex February 5, 2012
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A woman who is usually a 5 is a Walmart 10
She's a Walmart 10
by Greennuns69 December 10, 2016
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A cheap item or product that is used to make one appear wealthy, classy, fly, etc. Examples of this include Axe spray (when overused) cheap, poorly made clothing that imitates actually well made, expensive clothing (fake Js and LV bags, for example) and anything flashy or gaudy, especially when worn by a showoffer. One who purchases or owns a lot of Walmart Gucci is known as a poorfag.
Idiot: Check out these new shoes. Nice, huh?
Non-idiot: That's some Walmart Gucci. What were they, 25 bucks?
by munchiesnOOb October 9, 2017
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Somebody that has worked fulltime at Walmart for a majority of their life also known as a Walmartian. They are the dirtiest of the dirtiest ppl by far. They often mixed up with speds but they have nothing in come on, at all. They have no class and are a skidmark on the underpants of society.
Dan has worked at Walmart since he was 17, therefore he is a walmmart creature/ walmartian.
by Mike Reilly March 19, 2005
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A phrase that signifies the first post on a forum or video in place of simply stating "first". This is due to Mike Phillips of TechPB, who said that every time he gets first post he goes to the local Walmart, kicks in the door and screams, "FIRST POST BITCHES!"

Thus, instead of saying "first," people may say, "off to Walmart."
I was the first to see the video, so I commented, "off to Walmart."
by !DRZ! February 23, 2011
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