A 600 pound whale of a person fused to a small scooter that goes regularly for food at the Mcdonald's. A shotgun blast to the face fixes these things.
by The Jigga man September 20, 2004
Somebody that has worked fulltime at Walmart for a majority of their life also known as a Walmartian. They are the dirtiest of the dirtiest ppl by far. They often mixed up with speds but they have nothing in come on, at all. They have no class and are a skidmark on the underpants of society.
by Mike Reilly March 18, 2005
one of the creepy people that insists on giving you a sticker at the door, even if you are over 88 years old. never refuse this sticker, or you just might have to take two. beware: walmart creatures tend to get extremely violent if shown shiny or expensive objects.
by azigabnsla June 30, 2006