Wallet boner

The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.

Ewww, look at David's pants!

Don't worry, that's just a wallet boner.

Wallet boner by ExquisiteCat December 8, 2011

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Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain

Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future

Wallet boner by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024

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