Paul Walkered 

The act of someone getting wrapped around a telephone pole.

Employee: "Hey sorry boss I'm going to be late someone just got paul walkered right in front of me"
Boss: " You're promoted"

Paul Walkered by Evil Juicebox April 28, 2016

Walkered 

A word used to describe behaviour similar to that of a Walker. Such behaviours include, but are not limited to; Light but frequent bullshitting (Particularly over cock size), proving to be difficult to contact, or being unreliable in general.

Smith-"Shite,man. Duncan's just told me he'd get Green Day tickets but didn't and now they're sold out."

Lesley-"Haha, m8. Sounds like you got heavy Walkered".

Walkered by FieldsOfNeat June 26, 2017

walkulence 

When someone releases several farts as they're walking away from you. Typically chronic and odorless.

Deb: " Have you ever noticed Mary rapid fires loud gas every time she walks by?"
Melissa: "Yeah, she has had walkulence for years"

walkulence by JewcyDeb February 5, 2020

Walkered 

To be unknowingly roped into a position of responsibility for and indefinite period of time.

Oh man, why did I just agree to a graveyard shift?
You've just been walkered.

I was going to get off my face but I got walkered into being a safety officer.

Turns out I'm competent at my job, so I got walkered.

Walkered by Risk taking March 18, 2010

Walkered 

Drunk one night stand. That ends with partner having a golden dream.

Man we was so wasted, I ended up getting walkered.

He’s had 12 shots of tequila, how much you wanna bet the girl he takes home gets walkered tonight?

Walkered by Fckdemhoes69 October 25, 2017

Oliver Walkered 

The feeling of shitting your pants with no memory and losing $250 on the punt.

Jake: Looking at getting Oliver walkered tonight.
Me: think about your 40 stone toddler mate, she needs to eat.

Oliver Walkered by Smokindartsbreakinhearts October 24, 2020

Walkered 

To be belligerently drunk to the point where one is unable to keep their balance or walk. Entering the state of "walkered" can be the result of over consumption of alcohol but most likely due to the consumption of three Black Fly Coolers.

"Man, Alex was so walkered last night that we had to carry her back to her room!"
"Yo! Lets get super walkered tonight after our exam!"

Walkered by Mayor of Turnt City January 28, 2014