The main character in the gossip girl books and series, played by actress Leighton Meester
"Did you watch GG last night"
"Yeah Blair Waldorf is sucha bitch but I love her"
by BNJames June 14, 2008
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The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.
"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "

by DeuceBlue October 7, 2008
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Blair Cornelia Waldorf is the main character of Gossip Girl. Leighton Meester, who portrays the character in the television series. She is described as an alluring brunette.
The story primarily follows Blair Waldorf and her friend Serena van der Woodsen during their years in high school and college.
by dairlena March 21, 2012
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when your buddy plays the perfect wingman role while talking to some girls at the Waldorf Astoria bar but you decide to crash early and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.
While tossing down drinks at the Waldorf bar, Bruce had the chance to hook up with the woman claiming to be the daughter of one Rue McClanahan of Golden Girls fame, but decided he was too tired to close the deal. The Waldorf fumble must never be repeated.
by MDen May 14, 2009
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adjective. used to describe clothing that would be worn by the character Blair Waldorf from the show gossip girl. characterized by preppy expensive looking ruffly shirts, classy skirts, and school uniform attire. Accessories could also be described this way such as headbands and pearls.

2) This could also desicribe bitchy, snobby, witty comments.
1)"That blazer and pencil skirt outfit is so blair waldorf"

2) "Awww...too bad you missed the college assembly. Not that it matters. Brown doesn't offer degrees in slut"


by pseudonym ny January 16, 2009
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verb. to screw someone over or seek revenge elaborately.
"i can't believe she kissed your boyfriend. we're going to have to blair waldorf her."
by ahhjesus September 29, 2009
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