Walcop

the Walmart worker who checks your receipt as you leave.

George buying 2 box of condoms from Walmart

George hides a bottle of lub in each box
George pay at the self-checkout
George arrive at Wal Checkpoint
Walcop check George's receipt
Walcop tell George 'you're good to go."
George return home with condoms and free lubs.
George win.

by BigDealDough April 11, 2015