by lamnchop June 17, 2008
A small,shitty town located in North Florida. It's filled with redneck inbreeds who think they're the hottest things alive when they're really just trash running around getting pregnant at 12 with one of their own cousins. If you ever find your self here I suggest you leave immediatly. I mean come on it's referred to as "Willkillya County". Sad,very very sad.
Wakulla,Willkillya County
by jesus!2 December 2, 2008
by lilexposed October 31, 2018
Wakulla County is located smack in the middle of the Florida Panhandle, right below Leon County and Tallahassee. Also referred to as "Willkillya County" and "The County". Damn near everyone is nice and will give you a wave when you drive by. Lots of dirt roads. Home to Wakulla Springs State Park, where the original Tarzan and Creature From The Black Lagoon were filmed many years ago. Recently received a Wal-Mart and McDonalds a few years ago. Famous people from Wakulla COunty.... well, Jeff Shields has the band Stereoside touring the country and promoting the release of their album "So Long".... And there was that one kid that went on to play football at FSU and then on to the Miami Dolphins special teams. Anyhow, you will find your mix of all kinds of people in Wakulla, which is generally quite about 99% of the year. With a few beaches on the Gulf, it's a nice place to relax and eat some boiled peanuts which you bought off the side of the road.
redneck 1 - "Whatcha doing later, Earl?"
redneck 2 - "Gunna head down to Wakulla County and shoot me a deer."
redneck 2 - "Gunna head down to Wakulla County and shoot me a deer."
by Raoul McCool January 28, 2009
When you take a dump in a port o let and the splash of blue water shoots up your butt before your sphincter can close.
by Turdjuggler August 29, 2019
A very small redneck community, just south of NoWhere. The only things to do in Wakulla are to go huntin', fishin', and sometimes hangin out at the local Walmart. Wakulla is not receptive of the nerdier types, but the social classes of teenagers generally accept whores and/or sluts. Seriously, if you value your virginity don't come here.
by Amelia Cumberbatch July 20, 2011
1. To perform the act of masturbating with hand sanitizer and as you cum to ignite the hand sanitizer therefore creating a fiery fiesta of semen across your bedroom.
2. A flamethrower located in the Florida county of Wakulla.
2. A flamethrower located in the Florida county of Wakulla.
"Shane has burn marks all over his face because Nick gave him the old wakulla Flame-thrower last night"
by Back tit tit teee October 8, 2009