Getting up super early in the morning for a nice long bong hit followed by a GREAT BIG breakfast.
I woke up this morning and said to my friend "Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!" and he knew I wanted to smoke some pot and eat some food.
by Renee11 September 18, 2009
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Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."
by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018
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A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
by YearlongSleet67 May 2, 2018
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what you say to a woman when you wake her up from a painful comatose in order to bury her alive under a grave named Paula Schultz
by similationavragation November 28, 2010
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