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To wake up with a blanket monster and beat off immediately. Combination of waking up and whacking off.
This morning I woke up with enormous morning wood and couldn't have gotten out of bed if I didn't wake off.
by Sunblazer November 18, 2009
1. The action of being awoken via hand job, provided by an impartial observer.

2. The process by which a stranger or friend tugs you awake.

3. Waking up to find you've successfully performed a sleep beat. See sleep beat.
I told her I had to get up early for work, and was pleasantly surprised by a morning wake-off.
by Blackknight2011 April 29, 2011