A sandwich that is made by placing two slices of bread separately on a plate and spreading chunky peanut butter on top of both pieces. Honey is then squirted onto one of the pieces and a crisp waffle is laid on top of the slice of bread and peanut butter. The other peanut butter slice is then placed on top of the waffle. Your girlfriend's mother hates them, and they prompt her to think that you smoke large amounts of marley. They are possibly the best sandwiches in the entire world.
Mother: (your girlfriend's name), why do you think he likes waffle sandwiches so much?
Your girlfriend: I don't know, he just does...
Mother: Nobody that is functioning normally would ever think that a waffle, bread, peanut butter, and honey is appetizing.
Your girlfriend: I don't know, he just does...
Mother: Nobody that is functioning normally would ever think that a waffle, bread, peanut butter, and honey is appetizing.
by Tom Spear May 20, 2008
The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.
by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017
During some hardcore 3-way intercourse, with 2 obese black men and a white chick...the black men sandwich her (one dick in her vag and one dick in her asshole) while the moose whips her with twizzlers, while someone is stuffing her face with waffles...black men love sugar.
Moose: Last night, I participated the Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose with your mom...IT WAS NASTY!
by Humphreyyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 12, 2011