The colloquial abbreviation for : what a flop
*insert name* waf, lol!!!
by Mirataku February 5, 2008
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A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.
“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out”
by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021
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The non-voluntary form of fart ingestion used for sexual purposes. The waffee is taken by surprise, either during sleep or held down by the waffter who emits a loud and usually smelly fart into the waffee's mouth.
"The hotel maid walked in on me and Mikey while I was waffing him. What a scene".
by Cocoa & the Butfelchers May 22, 2016
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We Aint Fuckin’, We Aint Talkin. The great equalizer for today’s dating world. Weeding out the attention-thirsty, dopamine-deprived, and frankly worthless people who just want to message you to fill the empty void in their hollow life.
“Bro Sheila was trying to play me. She said she just wanted to talk instead of linking. We’ve been texting for 3 months. I had to skirt and hit that WAF-WAT on her.”
by Huncho kdubbie July 13, 2021
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Wife Acceptance Factor

The likelihood that the testosterone-jacking project you completed or purchase you made will be accepted by your spouse in the carefully curated home décor that they created.
"I had to return that vantablack 18" 1000 watt Megabooster subwoofer I ordered because it clashed with the pink unicorn themed sofa and curtains. It had an unacceptably low WAF."
by November 9, 2021
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Wife Acceptance Factor, meaning tha an appliance, furniture or even your car gathers the practical and aesthetical features that makes it acceptable for woman´s point of view.
-Hollo my darling! Do you like my new pair of 4´speakers? -
- They´re grothesque, and definitely not WAF. . . .take´m out. . .
by Ursus Australis September 30, 2015
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