Brenda is..how do I put this... a super gorgeous gal! She makes me wanna literally wanna watch dream, my favorite youtuber
"Tsk... I knew BRENDA WIDDLETON would show up eventually"
"hEY! Stop bullying Brenda! Don't you know shes dating Stuart the biggest fupa in town?!!!!"
"Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOUR'E RIGHT!!! I have mispoken...I forgot brenda and stuart are the biggest foopa couple in the universe!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'