What would Jean-Claude Van Damme Do?
Person A: "WWJCVDD?"
Person B: "He'd probably kick your ass for being such a homo."
Person A: "Fair call."
Person B: "Mind you, he is from Belgium, so he's probably a homo too. Maybe he'd do something else with your ass."
Person A: "Mmmm - cheesy Belgian sauce. I'd like that."