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1. A question servers and bartenders ask themselves when they encounter an unfriendly or odd guest, in order to remain as if they care while maintaining the superiority of knowing they are smarter than said guest.

2. A question asked by employees when cornered by a boss.
1. ' That woman just asked me if there was meat in the veggie burger!'

'Did you ask yourself WWBD?'

'Yes, I shook my head and asked if anyone else had a real question?'

2. Boss: 'You owe them an apology!'
Employee: *WWBD*, deep breath! 'YOU APOLOGIZE IF THEY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT! IT IS NOT MY FAULT I'M NOT JEWISH!' Quickly walks out before the statement is processed.
by divertiti April 01, 2011
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the shortened word for "what would bambi do?"
the test was hard i thought to myself wwbd?
by rachael 10 February 16, 2008
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actually its not "what would bam do" i actually stands for WHAT WOULD BRUCE DO.. Bruce being Bruce Robinson the most amazing, handsom, tall, penis resembling man in the UNIVERSE.. he is the answer to all of lifes questions, just imagine what a tall, penis look alike would be doing and then you have your answer!
Tragdor: should i do my science homeworkd or my math homework?
Kiko: well, wwbd?
Tragdor: deffinetly his math!
Kiko: then do your math homework!
by KIKO AND TRAGDOR February 07, 2004
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What Would Boyles Do. Also referred to as WWBD, an expression used to conterdict what Jesus would do. Boyles is a person, but he's also a state of mind. When it comes to decision making, Boyles will most likely make the wrong one.
Do i spend my paycheck on drugs and hookers, or do i buy groceries for my wife and children......WWBD?
by SgtSpratt October 16, 2010
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