When you have reached the pinnacle of your boredom smashing keyboard letters in a pattern and have even typed qrupdhlcn so you think “Let’s offset that by 1! No one can possibly know this!” and then you see this page
Joe: “UGHH I typed everything I could think of. What do I type??
Bob: “Have you typed wtiafjzvm?”
Joe: “OMG HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT?!?”
Joe: *types wtiafjzvm*
Joe: “ITS TAKEN”
Bob: “Seems like you still need to train to reach your maximum bordom.”
Joe: :(
Keyboard boredom pattern code (KBPC) 3B1: Every third key starting from the second letter, forwards.
Usually comes after KBPC-3A2 (bxkgsoyemvzjfaitwnclhdpurq) and before KBPC-3B2 (nclhdpurqbxkgsoyemvzjfaitw).
UUUUUhg. I’m so bored.
What haven’t Itried yet?
bxkgsoyemvzjfaitwnclhdpurq?
wtiafjzvmeyosgkxbqrupdhlcn?
nclhdpurqbxkgsoyemvzjfaitw?
How are these ALL defined?
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.