Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Online abbreviation for "What the fuck laughing" - used in situations where you see something you really SHOULDN'T be laughing, but you can't help it.
Jim: "Hey, check out this video of a chinese kid getting beaten up by his entire class."
John: "WTFL."
wtfl by Tripredicus February 29, 2004

WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAITTYLDIE

Short hand for: What The Fuck Laughing My Ass Off Laugh Out Loud Oh My God Shut The Fuck Up Rolling Over From Laughter Age Sex Location Do What I Mean Not What I Say Ok Thanks Goodbye Talk To You Later Die!

As you can see it is quite useful. Yet only noobs and losers use it.
WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAIDIE!

Shut up you fucking noob!!!
used like an alternative to "WTF" but it's more cleaner
Girl: Hey did you know that we're having a pop quiz today?
Girl: Are you serious? WTflip!!! D:
wtflip by kittykatspade August 5, 2010

WTFLOLBBQ 

An exclamation of extreme surprise, used when writing online and not commonly pronounced, can be combined with OMG for an extra surprise/irony.
Guy: So then he grabbed his sword and STABBED HIMSELF
Guy2: WTFLOLBBQ!!

Girl: and then I opened the closet and found A DEAD BODY!!
Girl2: OMGWTFLOLBBQ!!!
WTFLOLBBQ by OnixNix August 31, 2010
Wtflol is a combination of wtf - what the f**k and lol - laughing out loud. It's meaning is simple and expresses a state of amusement and being surprised at the same tim. Used in mmo games when a lowbie char is trying to pwn u, gets flagged and then being 1shot by you.
PwnZ0r: omg, this dude came and tried to anchor me. So I hit him and dealed 4567 dmg.
Try2ownMe: wtflol :)
wtflol by whizzk1d September 10, 2007

wtflunch 

A combination of "wtf" and "lunch?". This word is used to remind someone that it is lunch time, often used when it is later than usual and the person who says it is starving.

This word serves a dual purpose: (1) to inform someone that you are hungry and (2) to express rage over the fact that it is way past lunch time, yet nobody has suggested to go.
Jonathan: wtflunch??
Steve: Sure where?

Jonathan: wtflunch????
Tanner: Geez, calm down man.. I brought mine.
wtflunch by DJayC August 24, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
Next