WIBFI 

Short for "wouldn't it be funny if..."

WIBFI I was walking down the sidewalk in my stilletos, and the heel gets caught in between the cement slabs, and I fall out of my shoe and flat on my face, in front of a uber hottie??

WIBFI by Panny Meesh June 5, 2005

Chubby Wibbie 

A chubby wussy iyer boy

Rajagopal is a chubby wibbie.

Chubby Wibbie by Hellsangel May 14, 2015

Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.

I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.

Wifi Parasite by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014

Mcdonald's Wifi 

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG

Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi

Mcdonald's Wifi by Difiner To Define October 17, 2016

WifiTaxer

A mystical boy who sucks on your face when you sleep and steals your wifi

The WifiTaxer is coming to get you!

WifiTaxer by F.J.G.M January 19, 2019

wifibes 

Transmit or give out a feeling or atmosphere towards someone having WIFI problems.

"WIFI... please!!" shrieked Mellow frustratedly. The WIFI had cut out for the third time that evening.

"Sending the good wifibes", replied Fresh in an attempt to temper the anger.

wifibes by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

McDonald's WiFi 

a term to describe slow wifi

"My grandma is so poor that she has McDonald's WiFi. It's as slow as fuck."

McDonald's WiFi by kningrad September 5, 2017