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white man's kryptonite 

An attractive women/girl of East Asian, Southeast Asian, or Pacific Islander decent.
Asian girls are smart and have figured out that all's they have to do to control the white man is to tilt their head to one side, while bating their eye lashes, and make a peace sign ( some times while pouting their lips) see kawaii . This will immediately cause the white man to fall under their spell. He then will proceed to carry things for her, make car payments, and watch Korean drama s. While other kinds of men are affected by Asian girl mind tricks the white man seem to be particularly susceptible, and lacks very little immunity to Asian cuteness.
see also yellow fever.
" I went to Hawaii, and its filled with white man's kryptonite. So, we decided I should stay permanently and buy a condo. I think I will put it in her name too".
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white man's kryptonite 

A really cute asian girl.

Relative to the term black man's kryptonite; made popular by the movie Undercover Brother.
"I went to Las Vegas this week and there was so much White Man's Kryptonite there I nearly lost my sh*t!"

"Cute asian girls make me come undone, they're White Man's Kryptonite!"

WHITE MAN'S KRYPTONITE 

A really fine white girl!!! One that is totally hot. Just ask any white man who has worked hard all his life to achieve success then "blows it" because of such a girl. Or leaves his wife for one. Just because the para-phrase Black Man's Kryptonite became popular after a latecoming movie "Undercover Brother" doesn't mean that the original phrase hasn't been around for years. Asian men, Black men, Superman and men around the world do not corner the market, nor are immune to this form of "kryptonite"!!!
Did you see all of the "White Man's Kryptonite" on the Bikini Open Show last night??
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026