WHEAT DICK 

The act of using a soggy weatbick as an anal dildo...

James gave me The WHEAT DICK!

So I Gave Him ONE!

WHEAT DICK by Luke-69 October 8, 2007

what a dick 

commiting a act of rudeness

dan: (shoves his friend which causes him to fall into mud)

friend: what a dick!

what a dick by ashwan January 28, 2008

what the dick 

used in place of what the fuck

what the dick!! where the dick did he come from

what the dick by lazymuhaha July 29, 2003

what is dick to rim

Dick to rim is Anal teasing with a dick. Rubbing the penis around the outside of the butt hole.

What is Dick to rim: Omg bro she let me do “dick to rim”. Next step anal.

what is dick to rim by Funnygirl69 August 14, 2018

What The Dick 

What the dick is a phrase that is typically used to express frustration, disbelief, dissatisfaction, irritation, and many other emotions.

What the dick should be used only in the most serious of situations.

If you're looking for an alternative phrase that may be used in less serious situations, we recommend using the phrase "What the dicky".

What the dick Blaine; why did you just hit me the face?

What The Dick by WTDI August 26, 2012

What the dick punch? 

Similar to "What the hell" or "What the f%&k" except with more intensity. The expression one makes when they are hit in the balls is synonymous with asking, what the dick punch?!

Friend:"I can't go out tonight, boss talked me in to working a double shift."
Me: "What the dick punch?!"

What the dick punch? by Zratz3 November 8, 2015

What the dick? 

A variation of "what the fuck?"

It is not commonly used, except by hipsters, art majors, and weird/odd people. Usually heard after a night of heavy drinking.

"Guys, what the dick? I think I left my wallet back at the bar"

What the dick? by Muchacho90 October 8, 2012