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Noun, Acronym. Stands for (W)hat (A)re (T)he (F)---ing (O)dds.

Often used to describe a situation or set of circumstances that are so unlikely as to never be thought of. WATFO's are often used to set up situations in movies that would otherwise never happen. In this context is can be used to mean 'contrived'.
...so I get hit by a second car a block later. I mean, I've never been hit and twice in 2 blocks? WATFO?

We'll use a WATFO to send the main character to Japan. Something like, he has the leave the US after getting arrested for street racing and his dad is over there in the Navy. (As used in from Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift)
WATFO by fupadupa October 5, 2006
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Amelia Watson

A virtual YouTuber (vtuber) that works for Hololive Production, (the English branch) who plays the character of an anime detective girl, hence the name, Watson. She streams her content at least once a day.

Fun fact: She likes to make “your mom” jokes.
Hey man! Did you see Amelia Watson’s new stream today? She said she’ll ground pound my mom lmao.

Oily Watson

When your massage therapist is forced to oil your anus and enter you by any means necessary.
I hear that massage parler on 54th gives the best oily Watson on this side of town.
Oily Watson by Speed_Fiend March 29, 2021

Amelia Watson

A popular time-traveling-ground-pounder known for occasionally streaming as an idol for hololive. Also known as Ame. Has two hunting terriers named Bubba and Nikki, and a cat named Wellington. Her favorite drink is Thai Iced Tea.
Teamates: Police? Amelia Watson is at my front door, my mom is hiding in the bedroom.
Amelia: Nothing beats a ground pound!
Amelia Watson by shichimarukyuu January 14, 2021

Fuck you Watson 

Person one: No shit Sherlock
Person Two: Fuck you Watson
Fuck you Watson by ISISIS March 6, 2014

Matt Watson 

woah is that Matt Watson of SuperMega?!
Matt Watson by phagus January 25, 2018

John Watson 

John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?
Sherlock Holmes: No.
John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —
John Watson by Neroshrlmp November 2, 2013