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Bareback Vulcan Punch 

A particularly violent cross between doing it bareback and a donkey punch. For the uninitiated, this means the act of having sex doggy style and then punching the girl in the back of the head.
Things got a little boring between me and Melissa so I Bareback Vulcan Punched her. I haven't talked to her since.

Vulcan nerve pinch 

I wanna do a Vulcan nerve pinch on you.

Vulcan Taint Pinch 

A variation of the "shocker". The vulcan taint pinch consists of penetrating the vagina with the pointer and middle finger while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers in the anal cavity. Named after the popular star trek based race of aliens farewell hand gesture of splitting the fingers in the middle by keeping the pointer an middle together and ring an pinky together respectively. It may also be known as the Spock shock, and is sometimes accompanied with a shout of "live long and prosper!"
Spock gave Uhura the Vulcan taint pinch.

vulcan cock pinch

What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.
Dude . . . I walked in on my roommate last night. Z was applying his Vulcan Cock Pinch.
vulcan cock pinch by DrHogie February 12, 2009

vulcan dick pinch 

A hand job by george takei or lenord nemoy
dude at the last star trek convention i got a vulcan dick pinch by nemoy
vulcan dick pinch by tacobellassassin September 12, 2010

Vulvan Nerve Pinch

(Noun) - When a man pleasures a woman so intensely, either orally or digitally, that she immediately collapses into a limp heap as if Mr. Spock himself had administered the fabled "Vulcan Nerve Pinch" from Star Trek.
"So I was hooking up with this chick last night and the bitch wouldn't let me fall asleep, so finally I gave her the Vulvan Nerve Pinch. Long story short her ass is still knocked out in my bed.