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A method of confirming one has no sexually transmitted diseases via one of his/her ex-partners confirming that they have no diseases. The time frame for positive results using said method is aproximately six months.
"Jon passed his annual Vretos when Christine informed him that she had a clean bill of health."
Vretos by fishbags April 4, 2008
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vetosexual

Someone who can and will forbid all forms of sex.
person 1:I'd like do to perform some coitus now.
person 2: Thou shalt not pass. For I am a vetosexual!
vetosexual by n008a April 12, 2009
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A vrettos is a very hardworker who is tall and thin like a tree. She is very sensible and acts like a mother, often she goes to bed very early. She enjoys coffee and shredded wheat in very long cups. She is often seen to be carrying a handbag and is often made fun of by her more sarcastic peers. Vrettos often watches small potatoes and is often a very loud and confident singer although quite out of tune. Although sometimes they are made fun of everyone loves a vrettos.
Mr Rood- Have you seen Vrettos and her handbag?
Baz- I think i saw her with her long mug heading early to maths
Vrettos by baznbink June 21, 2021
Vretoo is the type of guy that drinks chai karak on a daily. Weighs over 200 kg, and still goes to tajneed in 2025.
AYOO Vretoo made a 300m snipe
Vretoo by frimthatguy August 4, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026