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A method of confirming one has no sexually transmitted diseases via one of his/her ex-partners confirming that they have no diseases. The time frame for positive results using said method is aproximately six months.
"Jon passed his annual Vretos when Christine informed him that she had a clean bill of health."
Vretos by fishbags April 4, 2008
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vetosexual

Someone who can and will forbid all forms of sex.
person 1:I'd like do to perform some coitus now.
person 2: Thou shalt not pass. For I am a vetosexual!
vetosexual by n008a April 12, 2009
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A vrettos is a very hardworker who is tall and thin like a tree. She is very sensible and acts like a mother, often she goes to bed very early. She enjoys coffee and shredded wheat in very long cups. She is often seen to be carrying a handbag and is often made fun of by her more sarcastic peers. Vrettos often watches small potatoes and is often a very loud and confident singer although quite out of tune. Although sometimes they are made fun of everyone loves a vrettos.
Mr Rood- Have you seen Vrettos and her handbag?
Baz- I think i saw her with her long mug heading early to maths
Vrettos by baznbink June 21, 2021
Vretoo is the type of guy that drinks chai karak on a daily. Weighs over 200 kg, and still goes to tajneed in 2025.
AYOO Vretoo made a 300m snipe
Vretoo by frimthatguy August 4, 2025
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026