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Voytek is a Polish name for a man who embodies the magnificence of life. He is strong, oddly attractive, and extremely intelligent. Voytek loves awesome things, including, but not limited to, rubix cubes, good beer, and Ikea. Sarcasm is a fantastic quality in this debonair chap. He has the uncanny ability to sweep a girl off her feet without even trying. His nerdy side is the origin of the weakness of knees in many members of the female sex. Voytek is the paragon of what females truly desire, body, mind, and soul. It's too bad there aren't many Voyteks out there in this small world.
I want me a Voytek.
Voytek by Hesstillgotit February 3, 2010
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When a male species spins a bottle of alcohol beverage up In the air, so he can skull it back in one go to impress a wahine, in hopes she’ll be impressed and end up giving him some teke, that is called a vorteke
Hey wiremu give us a vorteke,

Chur girl I gotchu (does vorteke)
Mean woods is that us

(Wiremu & Rangi disappears to the back of the garage)

To be continued...
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a polish person whos sister is hot
-look at that vojtek
vojtek by harrythegreatxx June 10, 2009

votekick 

kicking someone from a MP game server by majority vote
After killing another 2 teammates he was votekicked.
votekick by dio July 21, 2003
An (island slang) alternate to the verb 'Vortex' where one spins a bottle of typically alcohol and skulls it.
Bro give us a vorteke
*proceeds to spin a Long White forming a vorteke and skulking it
Vorteke by Nieqq October 12, 2019
I was given a shot of voteka at the election booth for my Trump vote.
Voteka by tigers agent June 29, 2019

votekick 

To vote to kick someone in a game for whatever reason such as hacking, being rude etc.
Can we votekick him hes being an ass and hes hacking
votekick by Death Stareee June 3, 2018