Sarcastic Voyage

1. A weekly to bi-weekly podcast featuring noted American Ron Aalgar Watt and is pasty Canadian sidekick Matt Rowbotham.
2. A voyage taken with sarcasm.

3. Questions asked and answered by assholes and a regular basis.

Guy 1: Did you listen to the Sarcastic Voyage the other day?
Guy 2: Damn straight, they answered a question from Deek Winsome on the air. It was the best Sarcastic Voyage ever!

by Deek Windsome October 17, 2011

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don voyage

used to express good wishes (sarcastically) to a chronic liar, a massive fucking dumbass, a feckless blowhard, a white supremacist, a male chauvinist pig etc. who is about to leave his office where he acted like a deranged mob Don for four fucking fruitless years

can also be used as a synonym for "good riddance"

Don voyage, Agent Orange. May you go back to wherever shit hole you came from where covfefe is best served cold.

by Lolito Go January 20, 2021

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Voyage of the Hero

The element of literature that states every story follows the same basic eight stage pattern.

Stage 1 - Birth
Stage 2 - Childhood Adventures
Stage 3 - Preperation, Meditation, Withdrawel, Refusal
Stage 4 - Quest
Stage 5 - Death
Stage 6 - Underworld
Stage 7 - Resurrection
Stage 8 - Apotheosis

Part of the freshmen/sophmore English curriculum at ACMA. Takes up the majority of the school year to teach. Is the reason no currect or former students of ACMA can ever read a book, watch a movie, see a play, listen to music, go to a gallery, examine a photograph or even play a video game without seeing AT LEAST one of the eight stages.

Thanks a lot, Mr. S.

Megan: I saw a really good movie this weekend.
Kayla: Did you notice Voyage of the Hero in it?
Megan: Ugh! All over the place. God, I can't get Voyage of the f*cking Hero out of my head!

by Megan and Pals May 3, 2007

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Boysenberry Voyage

To search vividly in large thicket of pubes only to find a blue waffle in which you project vomit into and continue to use vomit as lubricant and rail vagina with an upset stomach.

After going through the boysenberry voyage i donkey punched that bitch in the face.

Can the boysenberry voyage take place in your pants tonight?

by Whiteboy1080 October 6, 2010

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voyager 1

The spacecraft that was launched on September 5th, 1977 to tour the giant, outer planets (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune) Of our solar system. It flew by Jupiter on 1979 and took spectacular photos and videos of Jupiter’s moons and the the planet itself. It took tantalizing photographs of the Geart Red Spot And Io, When Voyager 1 discovered active volcanoes on the surface of Io. These were the first observation of live volcanoes besides Earth and Venus. Next up and the last planet of it’s odyssey of the solar system, It flew by Saturn on 1980. There, it studied the amazing rings and many moons of Saturn. However, the team controlling Voyager 1 wanted to study Titan, the largest moon of Saturn and second only to Ganymede for largest moon in the solar system. But this maneuver to Titan would have to take Voyager 1 out of the orbital plane of the solar system and that would mean that Saturn would be the last planet that Voyager 1 would study. But, the decision was set. Voyager 1 would go to Titan. When Voyager got to Titan the thick haze of it’s atmosphere blocked Voyager from looking at the surface. Then, the lonely spacecraft continued into deep space. It passed the termination shock on 2004. Then, it was the first human made object to go in to interstellar space on 2012. The engineers working on Voyager know that it would go in to Interstellar Space and eventually other solar systems. So, the Golden Record was made to explain Earth and the human race.

Voyager 1 passed into interstellar space in 2012.

by Proxima Centauri December 2, 2017

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