Von der 

describing a person that is tall german and doesnt thinks peoples jokes are funny but really his jokes are not funny

Quakenbush is such a Von der when he breathes because he is tall and blonde

Von der by Shadow killa February 7, 2009

Chumpstin von der cock 

used to describe mentally retarded goons who rely heavily on NHS opticians. also suffer from bouts of depression resulting in violent outbursts. Usually loners with few or no friends.

Justin: Do you like my new glasses?
Paul: Haha, no! You look like Chumpstin von der cock!
Justin: Fuck you!! I'm gonna beat you like I beat my mum!
Kiran: Was that before or after I boned her?
Dave: You did too??
Paul: I'd get a check up if I were you lads, I fucked that slut and I've got aids now!!
Dave: Why do I have no mates?
AJ: What you all talking about guys?
All: FUCK OFF AJ YOU CUNT!!!

Chumpstin von der cock by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

der Baum von neben an 

Ein Freund wenn man sonst keinen hat

P1 “Wer ist das?”
P2 “Der Baum von neben an”

der Baum von neben an by thetree3000 June 7, 2022

vonderhaar 

The act of raging from bullshit in Call of Duty Multiplayer

Are you kidding me!
Look at that vonderhaar! Goddamnit.

vonderhaar by VinexNike February 26, 2013

vonderhorst 

When someone coughs you say vonderhorst. sort of like a bless you when someone sneezes.

*cough*
VONDERHORST

vonderhorst by camelbakblondies December 5, 2011

david vonderhaar

Bald guy who is responsible for call of duty multiplayer. He causes lag issues and trolls players on multiplayer. Sometimes he will go as far to trolling zombie players

David Vonderhaar! You made me lag out Vondy!!!

david vonderhaar by Pot_Natrick May 11, 2016

Aajonus Vonderplanitz

The raddest fucking dude alive, even radder than Van Wilder; ate rotten meat on Ripley's Believe It or Not; bit into raw chicken on The Doctors; raw foodist of over 30 years based in Southern California; alternative health practitioner, iridolgist, health counselor, author of We Want To Live: The Primal Diet and The Recipe For Living Without Disease; has survived numerous attempts on his life due to the risk his information poses to the pharmaceutical and food industries.

Me: Hey, dude. Did you meet Chuck Norris's brother?

You: No, dude. Where is he?

Me: He's the raddest fucking dude alive over there in the corner eating the big jar of decades old, rainbow-colored rotten organ meat soup. His name's Aajonus Vonderplanitz.

You: Duuuuudee, that's Chuck Norris's brother!

Me: Damn right. sssstsmn.

Aajonus Vonderplanitz by the coolest mofo yes I am April 27, 2011