an extremely fat woman with cottage cheese hindquarters. Usually spotted wearing too-tight leggings and a 5XL tweety bird t-shirt.
I was walking at the store the other night and i nearly got caught in between a volumptuous woman's asscheeks because she was bent over and i wasn't watching where i was going.
by hails4rails January 2, 2009
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Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".
by xzybit July 24, 2004
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Referring to those with Curvy and appealing asscheeks. (Commonly used by those with flattest of asscheeks)
by Elben Lord June 4, 2022
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adj. - curvaceous and appealing ass-cheeks, with an implied analogy with something delicious that one would want to eat, often used in a seductive manner
by Elben Lord June 13, 2022
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Friend 1: hi dude whats that you're hol-

You: *smacks friend 1 with the volumptuous ball of doom*

You: the volumptuous ball of doom, circum to its power or burn in hell... peasant
by GentlePenguin November 7, 2019
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huge and airy. not to be confused with the word voluptuous.
“wow she has such a volumptuous ass, it’s so juicy
by coochiewoochie December 10, 2022
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