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This ancient creature derives from the great ape, and is uncontrollably force fed everything in visible sight by it's own hand. Do not worry about human interaction as the sight of the volek is based solely on food and edible, to semi-edible items (Ex. - Wax Fruit, Starbursts)
"Watch eating that cheeseburger around the Volek, it may take your hand off."
by chauncy April 08, 2005

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