Friend one: "Gotcha nose!!!"
Friend two: "OMG MY NOSE!!" *breaks down crying*
Friend one "O NO! I'm so sorry, I didn't realise you have Voldemophobia!!"
Voldemophobia is the fear of having no nose. Derived from the name of the historic warrior (whom no one would dare cross save for a brave few) who had no nose himself. It is common among many people although incidentally, the most of which are Harry Potter fans
Person 1: Ha ha! Got your nose!
Person 2: Oh no, not my nose! *breaks down crying*
Person 1: Sorry, I had no idea you had Voldemophobia.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.