Vogeler 

Someone with a fetish for having sex, after secretly slipping a bagel over their penis.

My girlfriend was pissed when she found out that I vogeled her when she found crumbs in her ass crack and the last bagel was missing from the fridge.

"You sick fucking Vogeler! You could have given me a yeast infection!"

Vogeler by Extreeb November 18, 2011

vogeler 

To continuously think that you are right, never giving up when in a debate over a topic.

He is such a vogeler when it comes to cars.

Why is she a vogeler?

vogeler by Samantha K April 8, 2008

vogelesque 

When someone does something crazy cool but doesn't realize it.

"I see what you did there. That was so vogelesque!"

vogelesque by Trippster July 30, 2009

Vogeled

Drinking so much alcohol that you become beyond belligerent. You are black out drunk and provide quality entertainment for sober individuals.

Dude you got so Vogeled last night drinking that Gin that you wandered through downtown Troy.

I failed that test so hard today, lets go get Vogeled.

Vogeled by ZORD December 15, 2012

vogeler 

To continuously think that you are right, never giving up when in a debate over a topic.

He is such a vogeler when it comes to cars.

Why is she a vogeler?

vogeler by Samantha K April 7, 2008

Vogelette 

A Vogelette is someone who craps his pants constantly without having any control about it.

"Damn look at him, he craps his pants so often, he got to be a vogelette!"

Vogelette by zwergenkind June 12, 2008

vogeler 

FUCKER; slang dutch. From the Napoleons reign, Napoleon required the population to create a last name (last names we're not in use at that time in Holland), and this was one of the names chosen as a joke, that stuck!

John Doe Vogeler; Hey look at that fucker!, hey fucker

vogeler by ahrnvbfhiu December 31, 2007