Vogeler

Someone with a fetish for having sex, after secretly slipping a bagel over their penis.

My girlfriend was pissed when she found out that I vogeled her when she found crumbs in her ass crack and the last bagel was missing from the fridge.

"You sick fucking Vogeler! You could have given me a yeast infection!"

by Extreeb November 18, 2011

vogeler

To continuously think that you are right, never giving up when in a debate over a topic.

He is such a vogeler when it comes to cars.

Why is she a vogeler?

by Samantha K April 8, 2008

vogel

One who is God-like

That guy is a total Vogel. I worship him.

by Rohit Kumar February 9, 2004

Vogeling

to be with stacks of women in quick succession.

That baller was vogeling the campus alphabet from Abby to Zoey like a straight up gangster.

by Harpooner69 February 11, 2014

Vogeled

Drinking so much alcohol that you become beyond belligerent. You are black out drunk and provide quality entertainment for sober individuals.

Dude you got so Vogeled last night drinking that Gin that you wandered through downtown Troy.

I failed that test so hard today, lets go get Vogeled.

by ZORD December 15, 2012

vogeler

To continuously think that you are right, never giving up when in a debate over a topic.

He is such a vogeler when it comes to cars.

Why is she a vogeler?

by Samantha K April 8, 2008

vogel

v.

1. To lie down, especially to sleep.
2. To cease motion, work, or activity.
3. To engage in frivilous activity, esp. related to music.
4. To enter a state of entropy.

1. He just kept vogeling around with his guitar.
2. I wonder if that guy is going to vogel with his tuning, or just play already.
3. I'm going to go home and vogel around for a bit, then I'll give you a call.

by Brian Redbeard November 29, 2005