by Dora Gabe October 11, 2013
The term to name anybody who has fornicated with a mammal other than a human.
Originates from the Russian word "vlad" meaning "to fuck", and "mir", meaning "animal".
Originates from the Russian word "vlad" meaning "to fuck", and "mir", meaning "animal".
Oh man, i am such a badass! I just vladimired that horse over there!
I was so blazed i vladimired the horse, and my friend got it all on camera.
I was so blazed i vladimired the horse, and my friend got it all on camera.
by skilletbiscuit22 May 21, 2009
This is when you wank/masturbate/touch yourself/practice onanism/jerk off/ before going to sleep.
It can also be called a vladimir although you do it at any time of the day.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
It can also be called a vladimir although you do it at any time of the day.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
Person 1: "Yo bro, let's do one more game, it's only 1AM and there is no school tomorrow"
Person 2: "Sorry man, I am very tired, I think I'll do A Vladimir"
Person 1: "It's Ok bro, I might actually do one myself"
Person 2: "Sorry man, I am very tired, I think I'll do A Vladimir"
Person 1: "It's Ok bro, I might actually do one myself"
by PhallusSpatha April 15, 2021
A brand of vodka that puts you into a state of absolute fubar which very little consumption. The side-effects are rather bad, involving:
Puking up instestines, puking up whats left of your insides, lasting intoxication, intoxication after about your 18th shot (if you have been drinking it for abit). But if your a beer jockey, stick to small numbers ;).
Usually tastes like absolute ass, chaser or mixing is highly recommending, not that it will help much. Weak of stomach is reminded this substance isnt for you.
Puking up instestines, puking up whats left of your insides, lasting intoxication, intoxication after about your 18th shot (if you have been drinking it for abit). But if your a beer jockey, stick to small numbers ;).
Usually tastes like absolute ass, chaser or mixing is highly recommending, not that it will help much. Weak of stomach is reminded this substance isnt for you.
ME - "Be warned, thats vladimir"
YOU - "aah, thats nothing" *GULP*
YOU - "AAAAH AUGH IT BURNS IT BURNS AAAHAHHHH" *blarg* *puke* *spit* *more puke*
ME - "HAHAHHAAHAHHA TOLD yoU!@!!!"
YOU - "Ach!!!!"
YOU - "aah, thats nothing" *GULP*
YOU - "AAAAH AUGH IT BURNS IT BURNS AAAHAHHHH" *blarg* *puke* *spit* *more puke*
ME - "HAHAHHAAHAHHA TOLD yoU!@!!!"
YOU - "Ach!!!!"
by Malkavoru September 16, 2005
the most-flawless, perfect,beautiful,pretty,cute amazing,lovely, blissful,fabulous, divine,
Awesome,your someone to die for, you look excellent, handsome, charming,
heavenly, elegant, graceful, stunning, hot
drop-dead gorgeous, magnificent, heavenly, gorgeous(again), adorable, as pretty as a picture, lovable, endearing, enchanting, fairly, dainty, stunning, breathtaking, remarkable, spectacular, incredible, wonderful, extraordinary,astonishing, astounding ilysm lil bro
Awesome,your someone to die for, you look excellent, handsome, charming,
heavenly, elegant, graceful, stunning, hot
drop-dead gorgeous, magnificent, heavenly, gorgeous(again), adorable, as pretty as a picture, lovable, endearing, enchanting, fairly, dainty, stunning, breathtaking, remarkable, spectacular, incredible, wonderful, extraordinary,astonishing, astounding ilysm lil bro
by YASHIRO-SAN11 January 18, 2022
by Mr. Illuminasty July 18, 2010
Slang for going to the toilet to do excrement, or pooh. Rhymes with and is short for "Vladimir Putin".
"I'm going to go do a Vladimir."
by corney June 4, 2005