Vitara Boy 

Someone who states in public they want to buy a Landrover Defender, but in reality will actually end up buying a second hand Suzuki Vitara - probably in Pink, with flared wheel arches, tinted windows and Pye Stereo system.

See that Gay hairdresser over there? Say's he wants a Landrover Defender - but he's in denial. He's a Vitara Boy - just hasn't come out yet.

Vitara Boy by Morale Suppression Officer December 3, 2003

Vitara Boy 

A state of mind - whereby the person so aflicted believes from the bottom of his heart he want's to be a Landrover owner - but can't resist buying or dreaming about Pink Suzuki Vitara's. Also likely to read a copy of Max-Power, sandwiched between the pages of "Landrover International"

person 1 - "Sup Nigga?"

person 2 - "see that Vitara Boy over there? Man is he dreamin.."

Person 1 - "Fo Shizzle - if it wasn't for the white socks and bad mullet - I'd say he was one step away from wanting to get a Rice Burner.."

Person 2 - "Word...Dog"

Vitara Boy by Morale Suppression Officer December 5, 2003

Vitara Boy 

Usually found loitering in 24hrs Tesco's late at night, trying to look inconspicious whilst oggling the latest Max-Power filth. When questioned, will usually grab the first Landrover-oriented magazine that comes to hand, or, failing that, a copy of Good-Housekeeping or some other suitably nonced-up publication. Vitata Boy's usually claim to be hard Nothern, Pie eating whippet lancing, Ale drinkers.

Salvation Army Volunteer 1: "Oh dear, do you see that young, dishevelled young man collapsed in the door-way over there?"

Salvation Army Volunteer 2: "(spitting at the person in question) Don't touch him Susan, he's a Vitara Boy - probably been drinking meths and anti-freeze again - and I heard they read Max-Power!!"

Salvation Army Volunteer 1: "Oh My...what a flithy pervert..hang on a moment...I'm going to Urinate on him.."

Vitara Boy by Morale Suppression Officer December 10, 2003

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016