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vitalbow 

is a common Norwegian/norglish slang used to call someone a massive wanker or someone who masturbates a lot.
vitalbow by ChickenMcblyat August 23, 2016
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A badass mutherfucker who won't take no shit from no one . You talk to a vidallons girl you are sure to get a genuine ass whooping .hes a cute man who cleans up nice when you give him a clean fade. Be sure to not provoke him ,you will surely have your gap punched for free .
A vidallon will surely pop you in the mouth
vidallon by Youngbull757 February 1, 2015
Used when talking about something you are unable to explain; Also used regarding something crazy that leaves you at a loss for words.
“That’s kinda Vitalious”
“Bro I was so confused what a Vitalious moment”

Vitalogy 

1) A listing of human physiology and health, written in the early 1900's
2) A top album written by Pearl Jam
I'll go and consult my copy of Vitalogy concerning your rectal infestation.
Vitalogy by Patch September 16, 2003

vitaldollss 

the hottest person on earth😮 💨‼️
“ vitaldollss is the hottest woman/man on earth and should be mutuals on tiktok with them:) “

-@ vitaldollss
vitaldollss by vitaldollss May 4, 2021
an Italian Last name; usually attached with an hot person.
Bob Vitullo
Vitullo by 123information_asap June 20, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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