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Something that you'll most likely lose in your life since 99.9% of the human race craves some wild, hardcore sex more than delicious, plentiful food... which there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with that.
Buy some condoms, look good, and nail anyone you see attractive. I losed my virginity and it caused me to earn me some prison time (for nailing a minor and ratting me out).
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What women are proud to have and men are ashamed of. "I'd feel guilty taking your virginity away from you," she said, "You're so . . . nice."
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Unfortunately rare, but a valuable find. Believing in morality and true love. Devotion and commitment to purity. Beauty in self-control. Presence of mind in stressful situations. Admirable abstinence. My virginity means something to me. It's not that I'm unwanted
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| 3. | virginity | ||
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A big issue over a little tissue. Girl - "I don't know if we should; I kind of still want to keep my virginity."
Guy - "What's the big, fucking deal?!" |
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The greatest gift a woman or man can give to someone. You can only lose your virginity once, if you take someone's virginity, you have taken something that they can never get back: it's irreplaceable. As this is the first time someone has sex, the presence of the hymen will make this the tightest fuck. Parker: Guess what man.
Alex: What? Parker: I took Christina's virginty. Alex: God damn you, I wanted Christina's virginity. Parker: Haha, sucks to be you. |
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| 5. | virginity | ||
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The first time doing something fun, not always implying a sexual act. person 1: dude i just lost my concert virginity.
person 2: sweeeeeet. i lost mine a while back. |
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| 6. | Virginity | ||
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Supposedly a personal trait that makes one "pure". Unfortunately, the very knowledge of it seems to have unintented effects.
For men, it makes them feel ashamed that they have it because they think it represents immaturity or something along that line. For women, it makes them lie that they have it because they think it makes them less of a slut. For the religious and/or conservative, having it makes them believe they're imbued with magical powers, which may remain ONLY if they lose their virginity in marriage. College Geek: I still have my virginity...
College Whore: I still have my virginity! College Professor: I still have my powers! |
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Something that disappeared from America long ago. Tessa: I lost my virginity yesterday!
Bob: Aren't you thirteen? Tess: Going on fourteen! Bob: Slut. |
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